Yachtie What?!

Yachtie Karate! It's simple, we've all been there...the race day is over, you're at the bar, and your rehashing that leward mark rounding for the 14 billionth time. Your beer is the port gate, my Mt. Gay and tonic the starboard, our hands...the "Yachts". The situation unfolds, "they were inside on port, so we gybed over etc. etc." Wait...was my boat my left hand or my right?!?!!?